I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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