Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
MIDGETS
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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