Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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