Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
ttyl tear gas
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize