3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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