Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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