Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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