Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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