Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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