Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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