idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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