How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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