It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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