I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
