Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
