wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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