Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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