matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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