walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm bleeding and have questions
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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