Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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