is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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