Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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