So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the day after is always just damage control
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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