everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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