so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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