the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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