I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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