Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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