I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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