What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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