Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My pussy is not your playground.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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