let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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