On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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