you guys were way drunker than both of me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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