So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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