she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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