Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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