Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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