Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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