I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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