how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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