When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
