If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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