We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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