Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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