I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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