I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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