Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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