im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Watching her eat just hurts me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize