This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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