He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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