Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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