Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
